Boy meets girl. They fall in love. They get married. Then boy finds out that girl is sleeping with his best friend. To get “even,” boy sleeps with girl’s best friend. Boy wakes up with a rash. Divorce is sometimes…
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Monthly Archives: February 2012
Rash Behavior in Divorce
Tagged with: division, divorce, long division, love, math, mediation, therapeutic divorce
Posted in Divorce
Posted in Divorce
Osmosis & Uniform Commercial Code
Osmosis is the transfer of gas or fluids through a semi-permeable membrane—oxygen passes through capillary walls to mix with blood, thereby oxygenating the blood. Our bodies depend on osmosis, and some business transactions follow that organic model with the Uniform…
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Tagged with: mortgage, note, real estate note, real estate transaction, trust, trusts, UCC, Uniform Commercial Code
Posted in Foreclosure Defense
Posted in Foreclosure Defense
Out Through the In Door – Suspicious Behavior On Camera
Lingering onscreen is not going to get you an Oscar on a surveillance camera. Intent to steal can get you convicted of shoplifting…even if you do not leave the store. Your more-than-cameo appearance can be the best supporting evidence for…
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Tagged with: larceny, Oscar, retailers, security camera, shoplifting, surveillance camera
Posted in Criminal Defense
Posted in Criminal Defense
Beefing Up Foreclosure Defense
There are over 1000 ways to prepare a Whopper according to Burger King. “Have it your way”—the American freedom to choose options—it applies to hamburgers and foreclosures. So your mortgage payments have you in a pickle. If you are facing…
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Tagged with: Burger King, foreclosure, Foreclosure Defense, hamburgers, Whopper
Posted in Foreclosure Defense
Posted in Foreclosure Defense
Money Muscle
Your credit score governs your purchasing power. The higher the credit score, the bigger/the better the item you can buy—a house, a car, a student loan. The lower your credit score, the less likely you are to qualify to borrow…
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Tagged with: credit, credit score, foreclosure, Foreclosure Defense, loan, mortgage loan
Posted in Foreclosure Defense
Posted in Foreclosure Defense
Terminal Velocity & Foreclosure
Foreclosure cases do not all fall at the same rate through the court system atmosphere. They are controlled by the gravity of the matter, and the drag a legal defense can apply. It is not the fall that kills you,…
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Tagged with: credit, drag, foreclosure, Foreclosure Defense, gravity, terminal velocity
Posted in Foreclosure Defense
Posted in Foreclosure Defense
Doc-Doc-Goose!
The harvest of low-hanging fruit in foreclosure defense is diminishing. Now that David Stern is no longer in business and robo-signing is not all the rage, foreclosure defense attorneys are going to have to work harder. This is as it…
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Tagged with: borrower, David Stern, foreclosure, Foreclosure Defense, lender, robo-signer
Posted in Foreclosure Defense
Posted in Foreclosure Defense
Mutts & Show Dogs in Foreclosure
In a foreclosure case, the Prosecution tends to be “Best In Show;” however, a Foreclosure Defense can put the Homeowner in a better position for the next show of credit. The Prosecution automatically gets “Best In Show” if the Homeowner…
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Tagged with: best in show, credit, credit score, foreclosure, Foreclosure Defense, mutts, show dogs
Posted in Foreclosure Defense
Posted in Foreclosure Defense
Apocalypse & Legal Procedure
“Dave drove a Ford” – That is what General Motors claimed in their apocalyptic ad during the Superbowl. GM rejected a cease-and-desist letter from Ford, but is poised to apologize at world’s end if their claim to the “most dependable,…
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Tagged with: apocalypse, Ford, General Motors, GM, Mayan prediction, Silverado
Posted in Consumer Debt Defense, Criminal Defense, Foreclosure Defense
Posted in Consumer Debt Defense, Criminal Defense, Foreclosure Defense
When ‘Outstanding’ is a Bad Thing
Everybody wants to feel wanted, unless you are wanted by law enforcement. An outstanding warrant for your arrest is not exactly the high mark on your resume. Sheriff David Shoar of St. Johns County recently printed a directory of “Wanted…
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