Once upon a time the three Billy Goats Gruff bought a condominium.  When they moved in, the two bigger Goats Gruff sent their little brother down to park the goat cart, whereupon the Littlest Billy Goat Gruff discovered the Terrible Troll who had sold them the condo. “Who goes there to trespass in my garage?” demanded the Troll.  “I’ll eat you up!” “Oh please, Mr. Troll, do not do that,” said the Littlest Goat Gruff, “for I am only a little goat and would not make very much of a meal for you.  Please let me go, and I will send one of my bigger brothers to park the cart.” So the Troll let him go, and soon enough the Middlest Goat Gruff came along to park the goat cart. “Who goes there to trespass in my garage?” again demanded the Troll.  “I’ll eat you up!” “Oh please, Mr. Troll, do not do that,” said the Middlest Goat Gruff, “for I am only a middle goat and would not make very much of a meal for you,  not compared to my bigger brother.  Please let me go and I will send him to park the cart.” So the Troll let […] Read More